The Machine (2023)

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Reason:ViolenceDrugsProfanity

Plot

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

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Trailer Official Red Band Trailer Trailer Step 1: Cast Mark Hamill as your dream dad. Easy, right? Trailer Step 2: SWOLEEE UP. No weak^ss movie stars here! Trailer Step 3: Get fancy AF Trailer Step 4: Release your inner badass Trailer Step 5: Be like Tom Cruise Trailer Step 6: Keep your bangin’ physique in shape Trailer Step 7: Make sure everyone knows you’re the $hit Trailer Step 8: Get reealll popular Trailer Step 9: Proper casting. Don’t F it up. Trailer Step 10: Go hard or go home Trailer Step 11: Straight up strut Trailer Step 12: Put the PRO in promo Clip Extended Preview Featurette Bert Kreischer vs. Van Damme Featurette Introducing the Machine Featurette Behind The Scenes with Jimmy Tatro Featurette Preparing to Become an Action Star Featurette Not a Documentary Featurette Peter Atencio Featurette Pitching the Film Featurette Behind The Scenes with Mark Hamill Featurette Farewell From Bert

Cast

Bert KreischerBert

Mark HamillAlbert

Jimmy TatroYoung Bert

Stephanie KurtzubaLeeAnn

Martyn FordSponge

Robert MaaserAlexei

Jess GaborSasha

Rita Bernard-ShawAshley

Set SjöstrandVanya

Writers and directors

Peter AtencioDirectorf. -0001

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CinemaSerf ★ 5.0/10

Nope, this just wasn't for me. We start off watching a pretty unfunny stand up routine from "Bert" (Bert Kreischer) that pretty quickly has an old Russian gent shooting at his telly! So far, I'm in ac…1. Jun 2023

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Louisa Moore - Screen Zealots

Happy surprises that come out of left field are sometimes the best, especially when it comes to low-concept comedies. I went in to the awful looking “The Machine” with below-zero expectations, but cam…4. Aug 2023

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